shitify

to turn something into shit
to be turned into shit

my essay was so good that i had to warn my professorthat reading my essay might shitify his brain.

by devil666 January 2, 2008

shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

by falsefox February 12, 2024

Shitification

the act of shitify

the act of turning something ugly

The shitification of that house is destroying the neighborhood.

The paint job and body modification was a shitification of a classic mustang.

by Bren36 August 28, 2009

Shitified

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.

Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.

by Spinn February 9, 2010

boot shitily

The supreme saying that goes above all others, no one quite understand it's true meaning but "ay" boot shitily

Me: boot shitily
Person: :/
Friend: :)))

by Me_the_one February 21, 2020

shitily

a task done very poorly. with the essense of shit.

johnny did his homework last night, albeit, it was shitily done.

by dave McGivery October 26, 2007

Shitification

The act of tricking consumers into believing a product or service is better or bigger, when in fact, size or quality (or both) have been reduced, and packaging updated in a series of one or more passes in an effort to increase profit without adding value.

Man, shitification struck again at the store! These new "BIG" rolls of toilet paper are the same size as the regular ones I bought last week, but more expensive.

by sjg428 March 9, 2017