1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person

1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.

shitcracker by niiien March 13, 2010

Get merch

shitdickery

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

Get merch

Shitflickers

men’s formal style shoes that abnormally point. The term shitflicker designates instantly from The fact that they undoubtedly flick poo of the ground at lengths unprecedented.

“bobs shitflickers could probably shit flick across the globe”

Shitflickers by Shitflickers November 3, 2020

Get merch

shitclunk

The sound anything makes that's going to take effort to clean up

I knew it was a "shitclunk," when the wine hit the floor

shitclunk by emilejfagerstromiv January 30, 2019

Get merch

Shuffle