shitclick

Someone that sucks at operating a mouse.

"Tyler is such a shitclick. He clicks on the porn ads every time."

shitclick by jattacksonn March 13, 2018

Shitfick 

When you cluster fuck and freak out while texting Riley-aaron

Hey
-hey
I just had a major shitfick moment

Shitfick by Aaron12345679 February 13, 2017

shitcicle 

Frozen dog crap that dogs can't resist and will munch on.

When walking my dog Nikki this morning she came across a particular scrumptious shitcicle and scarfed it down before I could say, NO!!!!.

shitcicle by raeghos January 23, 2011

shitcracker 

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person

1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.

shitcracker by niiien March 13, 2010

shitdickery 

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

Shitflickers 

men’s formal style shoes that abnormally point. The term shitflicker designates instantly from The fact that they undoubtedly flick poo of the ground at lengths unprecedented.

“bobs shitflickers could probably shit flick across the globe”

Shitflickers by Shitflickers November 3, 2020

shitclunk 

The sound anything makes that's going to take effort to clean up

I knew it was a "shitclunk," when the wine hit the floor

shitclunk by emilejfagerstromiv January 30, 2019