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shitcastle

a mound of shit that rises above the waterline in the basin of a porta-potty
She left an enormous shitcastle in the Johhny-on-the-spot!
by Stinky Bottoms March 15, 2008
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Shitcast

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.
Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
by kahlonginth December 31, 2021
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shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.
Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
by Elias Creed May 8, 2007
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shitcase

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out
Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!
by checheishere May 14, 2011
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shitcaller

One who calls attention to problems people don't want to talk about, often in a fashion that offends others. Connotes a degree of righteous indignation or "uncomfortable truth".
"Dude's a shitcaller, but you have to admit he has a point."
by Imbrotep October 15, 2014
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shitcasserole

Another way to say OH MY GOD or shit. An exclamation. Can be used in a good or bad situation.
Holy shitcasserole! I forgot to study for the test...now I'm gonna fail.

Mega shitcasserole, that guy is hot!
by Livsteroo January 23, 2011
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Shitpaste

Feces that exits the Anus in a pasty form.
I ate 2 pounds of ramen noodles and eggs, then I shitpasted all over my pants. Shitpaste often occurs after a night of hardcore drinking.
by Poop Nasty November 12, 2009
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