shitalope 

Like an antelope, with shit.

The shitalope is a majestic creature. With a long curving neck, all covered with shit.

shitalope by Violetownz January 12, 2008

shitlover 

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.

The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.

shitlover by jpg3 December 5, 2011

shitrope 

An idiom describing the action plan for resolving a dillemma, which will ultimately prove futile. Term pioneered by Mr. Lahey, in describing how Ricky and Julian from the Trailer Park Boys will try to get out of a situation he'll put them in, but won't be able to.

"The boys are playing a shitgame Randy"
"What do you mean Mr. Lahey?"
"Those fuckknobs are climbing up a shitrope Randy. Do you know what a shitrope is?
"No Mr Lahey"
"It's a rope for fucksuckers like those three. A rope for criminals. The harder you squeeze to the rope, the more you slide down it into the shit puddle."

shitrope by Philip Lynch June 20, 2006

shitalyzed 

the need to shit so bad that you are paralyzed.

"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!

shitalyzed by Charles Ham January 10, 2008

shantalope 

A series of complex sexual acts often including cactus raping, penial insertion into rocks, burrow fisting, nigger, and cumming over birds faces.

I shantaloped the fuck out of that desert. The owl was fun to cum on.

shantalope by quandope October 17, 2003

shitslop 

1.Refers to low quality fast food.

2.Refers to Taco Bell's beef, specifically.

-Hey what can we get to eat at this time of night?
-You're only going to find shitslop.

shitslop by Dordan Dayliaz November 22, 2006

shitalot 

One who is constantly going to the bathroom due to an overactive bowel.

Damn, That kid goes to the bathroom a lot, he is such a shitalot

shitalot by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006