shitagone

A contraction of "Shit, shoulda gone!" This is usually uttered loudly at
an intersection when turning left. May or may not be followed by multiple profanities.

(There was a large enough gap between traffic to go, but you decide to wait, then realizing there is a large line of traffic behind them.) "Shitagone! Fuck"

shitagone by Scottiedo November 3, 2006

Shitaneous Combustion 

Unexpected and severe gassy diarrhea.

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.

Shitaneous Combustion by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

Shitphones 

a really crappy pair of head phones that suck alot but you have no choice but to use them because you are a music addict

i was forced to use shitphones because my good headphones died on me.

Shitphones by muscaladdiction December 20, 2009

shitbone 

The hard, living, calcareous tissue constituting the skeletal framework of, and present in all mammels' feces, which provides strength and support to the shitlog.

When Tommy shat off the edge of the lookout tower, his fat steaming blacklog fell 100 feet to the ground. The impact splattered the turd, clearly splitting the shitlog's shitbone.

shitbone by HC Greenly January 3, 2007

shitaroni

a statement of disappointment, frustration, or anger.

After stubbing my toe I said "Shitaroni! I stubbed my toe."

shitaroni by silvercrash February 21, 2010

Shitphones 

Earphones that come with a phone.

Why are you using shitphones? Just buy some normal ones.

Shitphones by Jakub_kovi March 15, 2015

shitwagon 

Any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. Popular shitwagons include the Chevette, Pinto, Yugo, Festiva, etc.

"You got a car, dude?"
"Yeah, but it's a real shitwagon."

shitwagon by Serpent December 3, 2003