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random

Waffles, penguins, cookies, pancakes, ect. <--Not random

Shouting these things does not make you random (aka cool). It makes you look stupid. I mean, wtf? How the hell is screaming "PENGUINS EAT WAFFLES ON MY PORCH!!!1~" random when that's exactly what the post above you said.

I am so utterly pissed off at the over-use of the word random. It puts true acts of randomness to SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME.
by Violetownz January 18, 2008
mugGet the randommug.

Ani DiFranco

The best thing in the world. Fuck sliced bread.

Her music is great, she's hot, and I don't know anyone who knows about her doesn't like her.
Ani DiFranco sings my lullabies.

I LOVE YOU ANI!
by Violetownz January 18, 2008
mugGet the Ani DiFrancomug.

walmart

Walmart is the evil empire.
by Violetownz January 13, 2008
mugGet the walmartmug.

SmarterChild

A stupid IM robot who doesn't let you use words that you want to when playing it's stupid version of madlibs.
Joe and his dog were masturbating to school when a red penis suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The green creature poked its head out and looked around surprisingly. The cunts sucked at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a vagina trying to click in someone's pocket before.
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I told you. It would have been a lot better if it weren't for stupid SmarterChild.
by Violetownz January 19, 2008
mugGet the SmarterChildmug.

your mom

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?
by Violetownz January 18, 2008
mugGet the your mommug.

California

THOSE SHITBAGS ARE TRYING TO STEAL WISCONSIN'S TITLE.

Bitch, you don't wanna mess with angry cheeseheads.

Ours cows kick your cows skanky asses.

Bite me.
Those damn cow commercials are just propaganda in the war of the dairyland title.

Fuck California.
by Violetownz January 18, 2008
mugGet the Californiamug.

sow

1. A female pig
2. A bitchy skank-ass who everyone hates
3. A disgusting person
The Sow: *belch*
The Other Person: Sow.
by Violetownz January 10, 2008
mugGet the sowmug.

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