Violetownz's definitions

SmarterChild

A stupid IM robot who doesn't let you use words that you want to when playing it's stupid version of madlibs.

Joe and his dog were masturbating to school when a red penis suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The green creature poked its head out and looked around surprisingly. The cunts sucked at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a vagina trying to click in someone's pocket before.
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I told you. It would have been a lot better if it weren't for stupid SmarterChild.

by Violetownz January 19, 2008

walmart

Walmart is the evil empire.

Walmart is corrupting your children.

Cheers.

by Violetownz January 13, 2008

Ani DiFranco

The best thing in the world. Fuck sliced bread.

Her music is great, she's hot, and I don't know anyone who knows about her doesn't like her.

Ani DiFranco sings my lullabies.

I LOVE YOU ANI!

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

hell

The uncomfortable firey place you find yourself in after the uncomfortably wicker place.

Person: What the fuck is with this fucking basket?
Other Person: It's saying stuff like that that got you here.
Person: Fuck you, what do you know?
Other Person:...
Another Person: Omigoz!! The basket is on fire!!!11!!!1

Hell...

by Violetownz January 10, 2008

shan't

A shitty aunt; an aunt covered in shit; a hateful sister of your mother or father

My shan't should burn in hell

by Violetownz January 10, 2008

your mom

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

California

THOSE SHITBAGS ARE TRYING TO STEAL WISCONSIN'S TITLE.

Bitch, you don't wanna mess with angry cheeseheads.

Ours cows kick your cows skanky asses.

Bite me.

Those damn cow commercials are just propaganda in the war of the dairyland title.

Fuck California.

by Violetownz January 18, 2008