shitplowed 

the act of intentionally setting off on a course of drunkeness that some may never find.
A state of complete drunkeness.

Did you see that, Buck? He's completely shitplowed after chugging a fifth of jager and chasing it with two red bulls.

shitplowed by Nate M. February 1, 2006

shitflower 

When one deposits the used toilet paper to the wall, after defacation, so that the feces makes the paper stick to the wall. Several are usually arranged in a bouquet of stinky oragamy.

Missy was irritated with the condition of the truck stop restroom, so she left some shitflowers after pushing out a muddy Stuckey Nutlog.

shitflower by Eman1187 May 7, 2009

Shitshowed 

The point of being intoxicated which residents of the 3rd drunkest city in the nation Billings, MT actually start to party

I'm up to get shitshowed again, hell last night I was so shitshowed, I can't remember driving home.

Shitshowed by Hondagangsta April 14, 2010

shit plowed 

To be heavily intoxicated to the point of near blackout.
tanked,gone

This girl was so shit plowed last night that she couldn't tell I slipped her the index.

shit plowed by Rhinoplaster April 6, 2008

shitflower 

A term to describe someone who hates everyone and everything, taken from the South Park episode "You're Getting Old" where Stan starts hating all music, TV, movies, and people in general. It is sometimes used to describe a person who is in a bad mood and hates everything.

Does that guy just hate everything?
Nah, he's just being a shitflower again.

shitflower by webhead February 28, 2014