2 definitions by quandope

shantalope

A series of complex sexual acts often including cactus raping, penial insertion into rocks, burrow fisting, nigger, and cumming over birds faces.

I shantaloped the fuck out of that desert. The owl was fun to cum on.

by quandope October 18, 2003

kunper

a dirty wet vagina coated in cocaine that is slowly licked off until the tongue is numb.

Guy: Lets do something kinky

Rachael: I'll make my cunt a kunper, but only if you stop shantaloping for a week.

by quandope March 20, 2004