Definitions by quandope

kunper 

a dirty wet vagina coated in cocaine that is slowly licked off until the tongue is numb.

Guy: Lets do something kinky

Rachael: I'll make my cunt a kunper, but only if you stop shantaloping for a week.

kunper by quandope March 19, 2004

shantalope 

A series of complex sexual acts often including cactus raping, penial insertion into rocks, burrow fisting, nigger, and cumming over birds faces.

I shantaloped the fuck out of that desert. The owl was fun to cum on.

shantalope by quandope October 17, 2003