shitajiki

It's a thin plastic board, usually about 7X10 inches. Often with drawings of various manga or anime (you can get all sorts of non-anime as well). They're meant to be used as a flat surface to put paper over and draw, but they're more usually used as collectors items nowadays.

I'm selling this shitajiki from <insert anime here> for <insert price here>.

shitajiki by Aceizace April 16, 2004

shitarific

Shitarific is slang for something that is so shitty, it is almost good. Almost.

"Did you see that movie Gigli?"
"No, why?"
"That crap was shitarific!"

shitarific by ColdVantage February 21, 2005

shitability 

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.

"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

shitability by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018

Shitaki Mushrooms 

Shitaki Mushrooms is what you say in place of the word "shit". It often keeps you from getting in trouble at school and other places where "cursing" isnt neccesarily accepted!

Holy Shit...Aki Mushrooms!

Shitaki Mushrooms by David Towle June 3, 2004

shitaki mushrafuck

EXCLAMATION: A phrase uttered when frustrated

(when you drop your phone off a balcony and watch it land face first)

SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
(when you realise you are six hours late for school or work)
SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!

shitaki mushrafuck by zooknookie August 16, 2019

shitaki 

The word you say as a fall back in case of a teacher, parent, or superior overhearing you say the word 'shit'.

Also popularly followed by the word 'mushrooms' or 'shrooms' for a little laugh.

(Shitaki usage)

Person2 shows person1 a video of a huge explosion made from a TV.

*A superior walks by*
Person1: oh SHIT!
*Superior overhears the word 'shit' from person1.*
Persion1: -taki mushrooms are so good with rice.
*Superior walks away with a grin*
Person2: Dude, you almost got boned.

shitaki by Lolwutmenz March 28, 2009

Shitalking 

The art of taking a crap whilst on the phone.

Boy 1: Dude hold on a sec, I need to wipe...

Boy 2: Dude stop shitalking while i'm on the phone!!

Shitalking by iChantz January 11, 2009