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shitarific
shitarific by ColdVantage February 21, 2005
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shitability
The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.
"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."
"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"
"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"
shitability by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018
Shitaki Mushrooms
Shitaki Mushrooms is what you say in place of the word "shit". It often keeps you from getting in trouble at school and other places where "cursing" isnt neccesarily accepted!
Shitaki Mushrooms by David Towle June 3, 2004
shitaki mushrafuck
(when you drop your phone off a balcony and watch it land face first)
SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
(when you realise you are six hours late for school or work)
SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
(when you realise you are six hours late for school or work)
SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
shitaki mushrafuck by zooknookie August 16, 2019
shitaki
The word you say as a fall back in case of a teacher, parent, or superior overhearing you say the word 'shit'.
Also popularly followed by the word 'mushrooms' or 'shrooms' for a little laugh.
Also popularly followed by the word 'mushrooms' or 'shrooms' for a little laugh.
(Shitaki usage)
Person2 shows person1 a video of a huge explosion made from a TV.
*A superior walks by*
Person1: oh SHIT!
*Superior overhears the word 'shit' from person1.*
Persion1: -taki mushrooms are so good with rice.
*Superior walks away with a grin*
Person2: Dude, you almost got boned.
Person2 shows person1 a video of a huge explosion made from a TV.
*A superior walks by*
Person1: oh SHIT!
*Superior overhears the word 'shit' from person1.*
Persion1: -taki mushrooms are so good with rice.
*Superior walks away with a grin*
Person2: Dude, you almost got boned.
shitaki by Lolwutmenz March 28, 2009
Shitalking
Shitalking by iChantz January 11, 2009
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