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shitability 

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.
"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"
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Shitability 

The ability of a situation, a person or an object to be shitty.
"If we invest in this, what is the percentage of its shitability?"

"I'm not sure I want to keep seeing her, I hear her shitability is very high"

" - Why are you home? - I felt my shitability increasing this morning, I didn't want to offend anyone"
Shitability by Franky Frivolity December 9, 2017

shitability 

The ability of the object in question to "get shit done "
My quads climbing shitability is awesome
shitability by Ricky fantastic January 21, 2014

shability 

'Sha' means 'silly' in Chinese. 'Bi' means 'pussy' in Chinese. 'A silly pussy' means 'a fool' or 'a person that makes everything worse'.
Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.
shability by jokhva January 16, 2008

Shitibility 

How likely an object or person is to shit itself on a regular basis.
Brad has such high shitibility, that all the pandas run away.
Shitibility by muttmutt June 20, 2011
something nobody here has
"Julia has stability, she's married and takes cares of her monetary issues with grace. Julia is better than you."

economic stability 

targeted efforts by a government to keep the economy of a nation at a steady rate of growth, with the goal of being sustained for a long period of time
Economic stability is more important than economic growth.
economic stability by cylerguy January 27, 2021
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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