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Win ass shit 

When something is full of win.

The converse of "fail ass shit".
Man that raid was some win ass shit!
Win ass shit by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011

shit window 

This is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a shit. If you don't shit within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to shit for quite some time. So take advantage of the shit window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra shit around with you for an undisclosed time. And who wants to carry around extra shit?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))
Golly, I missed my "shit window" and now I do not need to shit. This forces me to wait for my next shit window.
shit window by desterho July 4, 2011

shit winker 

The term used for an anus, or insult
That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.
shit winker by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Shit winding 

Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.
After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.
Shit winding by Annafc May 31, 2016

Shit winds 

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.
Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.
Shit winds by Lord busts a turd February 3, 2019

Shit window 

The amount of time you have to defecate after feeling the initial 'twinge' in your bowels. Length of allowable time varies drastically by person, and type of feces: Usually anywhere from 'right the fuck now' to 72 hours.
John: Ooh.
Alice: What?
John: I have to poop.
Alice: Ew, go ahead.
John: Not now, I just felt it, my shit window is usually 48 hours.
Shit window by HatchetmanRalph August 2, 2016