shit-kitty

dog shit that has fungus which has turned white and becomes furry in appearance, causing it to resemble a kitten.

Is that a kitten on the ground?
No, its just a shit-kitty.

shit-kitty by Burke July 29, 2005

shikitty 

A very sweet, very cute-looking girl who likes pancakes and flowers but also more gory stuff like the Walking Dead or Dexter. She could probably be a serial killer or something but she's so pretty all of her victims probably wouldn't mind, and no one suspects her anyway. Has eastern european origins.

- Hey ! Look over there ! Shikitty incoming !
- Yup, I heard she bought a new pink flowery butterfly knife yesterday

shikitty by EdetAllen July 2, 2015

shitkitty 

An anus frequently used for sex instead of, or in the absence of, a vagina.

I'm on the rag this week so I'm letting my boyfriend tap my shitkitty.

shitkitty by Belunan December 10, 2009

shitkittens 

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.

Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.

shitkittens by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005

shititty 

titties so fine you can't help but say 'shiiiiiii-iiiit'

"Damnnn, look at the shititties on that one!", said Lars P. Larson as Jenny B. Juffy walked by.
"Don' keep starin' at my shititty!'

shititty by lilylapstarr March 31, 2010

Shikitty 

a girl who's hairy as hell an smells like straight up ass crack

(Girl bends over wearing a small shirt that shows off her back) That girl Amy is a shikitty ass skeezer.

Shikitty by Pimpalotamus815 November 4, 2007

shitkitties 

like saying shit but funnier

Holy shitkitties! What the hell is she doing?!

shitkitties by chloetee98 June 25, 2010