shit-kitty

dog shit that has fungus which has turned white and becomes furry in appearance, causing it to resemble a kitten.

Is that a kitten on the ground?
No, its just a shit-kitty.

shit-kitty by Burke July 29, 2005

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shikitty

A very sweet, very cute-looking girl who likes pancakes and flowers but also more gory stuff like the Walking Dead or Dexter. She could probably be a serial killer or something but she's so pretty all of her victims probably wouldn't mind, and no one suspects her anyway. Has eastern european origins.

- Hey ! Look over there ! Shikitty incoming !
- Yup, I heard she bought a new pink flowery butterfly knife yesterday

shikitty by EdetAllen July 2, 2015

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shitkitty

An anus frequently used for sex instead of, or in the absence of, a vagina.

I'm on the rag this week so I'm letting my boyfriend tap my shitkitty.

shitkitty by Belunan December 10, 2009

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shitkittens

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.

Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.

shitkittens by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005