shit-kitty

dog shit that has fungus which has turned white and becomes furry in appearance, causing it to resemble a kitten.

Is that a kitten on the ground?
No, its just a shit-kitty.

by Burke July 29, 2005

Kitty shitting

Placing cat feaces up your bum so that when you fart you can blame the cat and say "it smells like cat feaces in here!"

I was at my girlfriend's mum's house last night, I was totally Kitty shitting and blamed her 17 year old cat

by Straw boy November 25, 2019