shit-assed 

(Chiefly Southern U.S.) Deliberately obstreporous, stubborn, defiant, mean-spirited or difficult, often in a disagreeably passive-aggressive fashion.

A. Amy Winehouse comes to the mic with a real shit-assed attitude that may have cost her some popularity with American audiences.

or:

B. Okay! Okay! We'll do it your way! But you don't have to be so shit-assed about it!

shit-assed by david lincoln brooks June 4, 2008

shit assed 

By drinking many YooHoo's you feel the need that you have diarrhea. Like shit faced, but with YooHoo's instead.

My friends and I decided to get shit assed last night. I had diarrhea all night and the next day.

shit assed by DH&MW November 6, 2007

Shit assed 

When you are finished taking a crap and know that there is a mess to be cleaned up.

"Man, I was out of TP and had to get up all shit assed from the toilet to get another roll."

Shit assed by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

shit assed 

When something is dead broken beyond repair, it is shit assed.

OMG, Windows Vista is so shit assed.

shit assed by BobBurma March 8, 2009

shitassed 

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.

"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"

shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004

shitassidness

Sarcasm. Smartass. Pretensions to smartness or cleverness

"I detected the least little bit of shitassidness in that nurse's voice."-mom

shitassidness by Eat pussy March 25, 2016

Shitarsedcant 

An individual, who doesn't wipe properly after bodily functions.

That kevin Fenn is nothing but a shitarsedcant

Shitarsedcant by Tailmocker October 8, 2003