Shit assed

When you are finished taking a crap and know that there is a mess to be cleaned up.
"Man, I was out of TP and had to get up all shit assed from the toilet to get another roll."
by nuttinbettr2do August 30, 2008
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Wipeless shit

A crap that comes out so hard or huge that it requires no wiping.
"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".
by nuttinbettr2do August 30, 2008
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