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1. A person that can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
"Wat are you, some kinda smartass?"
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A person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.
You are in a chat:
CrazyChick: Hello room.
You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.
CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.
by SiLeNtAdDiCt February 29, 2004
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Someone who enjoys giving flippant, sarcastic and/or rude answers to legitimate questions; also someone who enjoys being sarcastic and rude in general. See also: wise-ass, smart-aleck, etc.
Random person: Why is this forum so slow?
Smartass: Cause you came in... we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)
by Slashco June 12, 2004
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Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)
We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.
by ria June 07, 2004
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A smartass is a more vulgar way to say smart mouth, someone who mouths off. If you're a smartass/smart mouth/smart alec, you're someone who talks rudely. An example would be to be talk back with smug or stupid responses, and normally smartasses are kids who decide they can say whatever they want to adults, but that's not the only type of smartass, it's just the most common type of smartass.
Mother: Son, please brush your teeth.
Son: I already did it last night, so I don't need to.
Mother: Son, please brush your teeth! You still have to do it!
Son: Well, it's a free country, so I don't have to do what you say.
Mother: Stop being such a smartass or you can go to your room.
by I'mVeryStupid November 21, 2017
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A person that always says the most witty comebacks ever. They seize the moment with humorous insults. Smartasses usually speak Fluent sarcasm
Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss
by Eden953 June 26, 2015
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