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shit nipples 

an expression used when something surprises you, or something bad happens to you.
oh shit nipples, the dryer just scared the fuck out of me.
shit nipples by xtheusedx3x May 25, 2008
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holy shit nipples 

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"

shit nipple 

(n.) a woman's asshole
"Dude, I totally fucked that girl in her shit nipple all night!"
"Siiiiiick!!!"

Shit Nipple 

General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.
"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."

"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"
Shit Nipple by Dark Dave May 17, 2013

nipple shit 

the after math of rubbing your nipples in someone's ass crack
nipple shit by carl huebner May 3, 2009

Shitnipples 

An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).
Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”
Shitnipples by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018

shitnipples 

To stick your nipple in the ass of a male partner in order to cause arousal.
1.She gave me the shit nipples and I almost shot it in her eye.
2.I nearly sucked her shitnipples until i remembered where they had been.
shitnipples by Summer Jarrell November 3, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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