shit mitts

Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )

Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.

Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.

Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.

by The Hankys January 8, 2013

Shit Mitts

To not wash your hands after wiping your ass.

I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!

by The Psychologist February 16, 2007

Shit-Mitt

The grime you get on your hand when fisting someone in the pipe. Warning: Failure to wash within 4 hours could result in the "Candy-Coated Shit-Mitt"

I got a Shit-Mitt from Steve's wife.

by Kal-El March 5, 2004

shit mitt

The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.

I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.

by ChipScar July 22, 2010

Shit-mitt

A hand thats been up someones arse.Sometimes covered with fecal matter. Hence, the name shit-mitt.

Yo i gave Daves mom a fist in the ass. She gave me a serious shit-mitt.

by Bobby Cumbucket May 13, 2006