Shit-Mitt
The grime you get on your hand when fisting someone in the pipe. Warning: Failure to wash within 4 hours could result in the "Candy-Coated Shit-Mitt"
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Shit-mitt
Shit-mitt by Bobby Cumbucket May 21, 2006
Related Words
shit mittens • shitmitt • mitt the shit • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced • Shit Stick
shit mitt
The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.
mitt the shit
mitt the shit by yoopertj March 14, 2014
shit mitts
Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )
Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.
Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.
Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.
Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.
Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.
shit mitts by The Hankys January 8, 2013
Shit Mitts
I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!
Shit Mitts by The Psychologist February 17, 2007
shit mitten
The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.
Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.
LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."
Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.
LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."
shit mitten by rotfloling April 12, 2009
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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