2 definitions by ChipScar

Bread Dick

When the crust is removed from, typically, white bread and the remaining mass is formed into a penile shape and consumed. Especially attractive during a dining setting when performed by a female companion.

My girl friend enjoys producing a bread dick or two during our romantic dinners.

by ChipScar March 5, 2011

shit mitt

The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.

I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.

by ChipScar July 22, 2010