2 definitions by ChipScar

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When the crust is removed from, typically, white bread and the remaining mass is formed into a penile shape and consumed. Especially attractive during a dining setting when performed by a female companion.
My girl friend enjoys producing a bread dick or two during our romantic dinners.
by ChipScar March 05, 2011
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The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.
I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.
by ChipScar July 22, 2010
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