Definitions by ChipScar

Bread Dick 

When the crust is removed from, typically, white bread and the remaining mass is formed into a penile shape and consumed. Especially attractive during a dining setting when performed by a female companion.

My girl friend enjoys producing a bread dick or two during our romantic dinners.

Bread Dick by ChipScar March 5, 2011

shit mitt 

The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.

I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.

shit mitt by ChipScar July 23, 2010