shit missile 

An unbelievably hard and most likely long shit that comes out of one's ass. The pain experience by "firing off" a shit missile is second to only explosive diarrhea and an assplosion. This is an immense amount of shit that forces tiself to come out in the most painful way possible.

A loud "spelunk" noise will occur when the missile has left the firing chamber.

The etymology of this term dates back not long ago when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption came out for the Wii. Since Samus's gunship was actually good for something other than saving and reloading this time, it shot missiles that were greatly helpful, yet majorly under used. The term "ship missile" is quite similar to "shit missile", and either a mispronunciation or a misspelling brought "Shit missile" to use.

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET ME IN THE DAMNED BATHROOM, I HAVE TO LAUNCH A SHIT MISSILE!

(afterwards)

MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Son of a bitch, that hurt. *looks down*

Holy shit! It looks a meter long!

shit missile by DEC42 March 13, 2008

Shit missile

A turd, most often, launched by hand. Most often, the object will belong to/from the thrower.

Bro! Did you see the roof in the men's bathroom? There's something brown stuck right up in there!

It was probably Henry. He's been been launching shit missiles again. What a dickhole! Just don't stay in one place too long and you'll be fine.

Shit missile by Sharts At Will November 15, 2025

Flaming Shit Missile 

When you take a shit in a plane and it shoots out and due to friction, catches fire.

A flaming shit missile hit my back yard earlier!

Flaming Shit Missile by Kylin Kokus December 12, 2019

Sevenoaks Shit Missile

When in cold weather (ideally snowing), a man proceeds to defecate into his hands, and instinctively launches it into a crowd or unsuspecting individual.

I hear it’s going to snow, so I will commute to my local park and perform a Sevenoaks Shit Missile to supply warmth for the locals.

Sevenoaks Shit Missile by Chodingus June 17, 2026

shit missle 

Someone who is called out on a mistake and makes an idiot of themselves in front of others in a large group of people. mainly used in the military.

if private smith goes to the firing range and forgets to bring his rain gear even though he knows it will be raining. he has made a dumb ass mistake and when his seargent calls him out on it he will be called a shit missle.

shit missle by armyman1982 February 15, 2010

shit missle

when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock

bro, stop playing before I shoot my shit missle.

shit missle by stretchgod October 21, 2025