shit happenz
when something happens when you least expect it and you don't want it to happen that way but you can't change it.
"Shit happenz in relationships."
shit happenz by pdolfo May 12, 2010
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shit happens
Something that happens that is out of your control. Also meant if you really don't care for what happened.
shit happens by HigherChamp January 25, 2014
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shit happens
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
shit happens by FridgeRaider May 31, 2004
shit happens
used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration
shit happens by paul egan November 10, 2003
shit happens
When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.
also see shit.
also see shit.
Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.
Leah: Shit happens.
Leah: Shit happens.
shit happens by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005
Mothman shit happening
Mothman shit happening by Heather June 10, 2003
shit happens
my outlook on life
and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens
and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens
shit happens by emily laura June 24, 2005
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