indoor sports

Incest. See also bedroom sports.

When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.

by FridgeRaider June 03, 2004

tween

An age set overlapping preteens, 'tween 8 and 14. A tween desperately wants to be a teen, but isn't about to stop being a kid. May flirt one minute, but be embarrassed about it the next; usually prefers titillation by proxy.

When I was in 4th grade, several of us would gang up on a boy and girl and make them kiss each other for our titillation.

I was standing in line behind another teen, and the 10 year olds she was baby-sitting kept pushing her against men behind her to to get titillation by proxy. I made sure to stand behind her a lot that day.

Google "CSM Models" for an eye full of tweens getting titillation by proxy, flirting with the camera instead of a person.

by FridgeRaider December 14, 2004

girlfriend in training

A naive, usually preteen lolita that an older guy flirts with, with or without pedosexual intentions.

Watch out! Your girlfriend in training is starting to wear a bra.

by FridgeRaider May 29, 2004

eye full

Something so good to look at, that your eyes don't need any more to look at.

Those tweens are an eye full.

by FridgeRaider December 15, 2004

baby pro

1. An underaged prostitute.

2. A pro below the legal age of sexual consent.

3. Jailbait that offers to turn tricks.

4. A lolita for hire.

If you get caught with that baby pro you'll be charged with rape.

by FridgeRaider May 18, 2004

titillation by proxy

How tweens and preteens like to get their titillation.

Some tweens crave titillation, but wouldn't dare to do anything risqué with their own bodies, so they'll wait until there's a lot of people and pants someone else.

by FridgeRaider December 14, 2004

shit happens

A universal religious concept:

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!

by FridgeRaider May 31, 2004