A gathering place for people who defacate on one another for pleasure. Usually these houses or Communes are run by large German Women who bully their clientele and chew Copenhagen.
Yeah, I've got a pretty busy day. I have to finish a report, pack for my business trip next week and meet my blind date at the Shisahouse at Seven.
by Carl Hotcarl May 14, 2008
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Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.
Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
by funnydoodette October 9, 2008
Get the Shithouse Bastard mug.Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.
Some examples:
"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."
And...
"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."
"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."
And...
"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."
by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005
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Get the Shithoused mug.When so called big (football/soccer) teams get beat by small teams like Preston (North End), when everyone knows they should be beating #teamslikePreston
"You've been shithoused"
by Fog916 December 13, 2018
Get the Shithoused mug.1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.
2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.
2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.
"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"
"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."
"Wha'd'ja think?"
"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"
"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."
"Wha'd'ja think?"
"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"
by Pard Padre January 29, 2008
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