Alcoholism's definitions

Party Tard

Often used to describe someone who is so intoxicated at a party that they start doing stupid things such as spilling their beer, making lame jokes, etc...etc...

Did you see the party tard knocking all sorts of shit over?

by Alcoholism November 20, 2004

Shithoused

The next level beyond being just drunk. A state of complete and utter stupidity.

Hey man, you were so shithoused last night you burned your house down.

by Alcoholism September 16, 2004