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Shittolato

An extremely rare dialect of English known only to be spoken by a single living person in the town of Wareham, Massachusetts. It is a highly distinctive speech that is incomprehensible to the average American due to the rushed nature of its delivery. When spoken properly, everyday English words mash together in a way that can only be understood by a handful of people in the world.
"Dude, you're speaking Shittolato again. I have no idea what you just said."
Shittolato by Nik Outchcunis November 10, 2008
A brand of shoe polish once popular among GIs. See shit from shinola.
Shinola? I don't know shit from it!
shinola by Cornholio November 4, 2003

shit from shinola 

Naive, stupid. Can't tell one's ass from first base; see Shinola.
"That yahoo can't tell shit from shinola"
"That geologist can't tell schist from shinola."
shit from shinola by Octopod November 6, 2003

Shitola! 

another word for "Crapola" except using the word "shit".
"Shitola!, I've failed my exam!"
Shitola! by Pam A. D. August 26, 2005
Man, that Shitola tastes really... shitty