1. Metamorphic rock
2. Can also be used in place of "gash". Originated from under graduate level geology banter. Standard of Schist is graded from low grade, medium grade to high grade, with an exceptional standard having the pre-fix "foliated".

Mate, that is some high grade foliated schist!

Get that dirty low grade schist out of my face.

Schist by L A D April 16, 2008

schist

A substitue for the word Shit.

So that crack wuz sum good schist

schist by Chuck E Cheeze March 7, 2005

Schist

Something that seems shady or greedy

Me: Let's go get some beer dude. How much do you got on it?

Dude: I got a dollar on it

Me: cmon man stop being so schist

Me: Hey have you seen my wallet anywhere

Friend: Na man hit up Joe he just left maybe he saw it

Me: He isn't answering

Friend: Dam that's schist

Schist by Nitro2 February 18, 2010

schist_another_dam_pjo_fangirl

One of the biggest Instagram fanpages for the collection of fantasy books by Rick Riordan, often referred to as "Riordanverse books". They only post original content and mostly post memes.

Did you see schist_another_dam_pjo_fangirl's new post?

schist_another_dam_pjo_fangirl by kiwikraz March 2, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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