shimmit 

When you can't tell if you have to shit or vomit or both. The act of (shitting and/or vomiting).

Do NOT eat the chili in the break room; I had some, and now I gotta shimmit.

shimmit by Blue17 June 17, 2022

shitmitt 

A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.

That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.

shitmitt by mrwhiipl February 11, 2004

Shimmi Kimmi 

A Kimmi that shimmies!!!!!!!!!!

Keep shimmiing shimmi Kimmi!

Shimmi Kimmi by shimmikimmi'sgodtwin!!!!!! November 23, 2019

snimmit 

Noun. Drug paraphernalia, most commonly associated with methamphetamine, that should be disposed of, but is kept for its "just in case" value. Snimmits are usualy stored in a Snimmit Box, which can range from the mundane- an old cigar box, to the lofty- secret panels behind walls. Snimmit Bags are also a common occurrence, the most widely used being a cheap leather pouch or, for the high class, a Crown Royal bag.

Examples of Snimmits- used aluminum foil, slightly residued straws(tooters), empty lighters, butane refills, cardboard toilet paper rolls, bamboo skewers(to scrape the straws), pipes(broken and new), old baggies, and pill capsules.

Dude, get rid of that snimmit before the cops show up.

snimmit by Zachj101 August 9, 2008

shummit 

When someone defecates, vomits, and ejaculates simultaneously, often a result of extreme stimulus such as listening to Free Bird, driving under the influence, or losing anal virginity.

Bro, I was booze cruising like 120 on the highway listening to Free Bird while having anal sex and shummited all over the Benz.

shummit by Certifiedshummiter2023 September 5, 2023

Shimmin 

Verb: to accidentally throw ones cigarette butt at someone's head.

Andy: Mate, you totally just Shimmin'd that old lady
Matt: Oh, shit the bed...

Shimmin by andyp88 August 20, 2013

Shammit 

A delightful mix of "Shit" and "Dammit".

Ben: Shammit!!!
Caitlin: What?
Ben: I stubbed my toe.
Caitlin: Ooo, ouch.

Shammit by The Flying Filipino October 31, 2005