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shitmitt
A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.
Shimmi Kimmi
A Kimmi that shimmies!!!!!!!!!!
Shimmi Kimmi by shimmikimmi'sgodtwin!!!!!! November 23, 2019
snimmit
Noun. Drug paraphernalia, most commonly associated with methamphetamine, that should be disposed of, but is kept for its "just in case" value. Snimmits are usualy stored in a Snimmit Box, which can range from the mundane- an old cigar box, to the lofty- secret panels behind walls. Snimmit Bags are also a common occurrence, the most widely used being a cheap leather pouch or, for the high class, a Crown Royal bag.
Examples of Snimmits- used aluminum foil, slightly residued straws(tooters), empty lighters, butane refills, cardboard toilet paper rolls, bamboo skewers(to scrape the straws), pipes(broken and new), old baggies, and pill capsules.
Examples of Snimmits- used aluminum foil, slightly residued straws(tooters), empty lighters, butane refills, cardboard toilet paper rolls, bamboo skewers(to scrape the straws), pipes(broken and new), old baggies, and pill capsules.
shummit
When someone defecates, vomits, and ejaculates simultaneously, often a result of extreme stimulus such as listening to Free Bird, driving under the influence, or losing anal virginity.
Bro, I was booze cruising like 120 on the highway listening to Free Bird while having anal sex and shummited all over the Benz.
shummit by Certifiedshummiter2023 September 5, 2023
Shammit
Shammit by The Flying Filipino October 31, 2005
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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