The most amazing girl you could ever meet.
Shimrit is an israeli name commonly referred to a super attractive girls.
Shimrit has the best personality, caring, loving, great sense of humor.
Shimrit is the sweetest warm-hearted with an amazing smile 😁 beautiful face and the sexiest body. Very funny the funniest. the smartest girl I have ever met in my entire life. Best girlfriend / wife ever. Probably the best sex you will ever have! If you ever meet one I recommend to propose on the spot.
She is the funniest person in the world. She is a great friend and can make anyone laugh. She is a badass and will do something bad if you mess with her. She is always there to help her friends and will always back them up. You don’t want to be on her bad side though because she will always get revenge. She can be a devil and angel if she has to.
Dude she’s Simriti!
Don’t mess with people like Simriti.
A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.
You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.
A lesser-known technical term for a severely mentally disabled person.
IE; moron, imbicile, idiot
Also slang for exceptionally runny & smelly feces.
"That poor little shimric from down the street rode by in his mother's car and he had finger-painted the window with his own shit. The worst part he was licking it, too."
"I visited Iowa and I brought back the worst case of shimric. I was on the toilet for days."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."