shildz
shildz by Semaus McTiernan August 12, 2006
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Shilgz
A nickname to describe a boy who thinks he is a man, but is not. This boy often prides himself on talents he doesn't have, and constantly lets down those around him, while embarrassing himself and others in the process.
Jeff: Dude guys I'm gonna jump off the stage while playing guitar and run around during the performance
Bystanders: Haha, I can't wait till Shilgz jumps off the stage. Its going to be so pathetic!
Bystanders: Haha, I can't wait till Shilgz jumps off the stage. Its going to be so pathetic!
Shilgz by The Dirty Dragon February 2, 2009
shildo
A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".
That is a huge shildo.
shildo by matthew wengler July 3, 2004
Shieldzy
someone who is incredibely sexy and likes to take their pants off and party on tables.
they have an extremely massive penis.
and is irresistable to women
he literally allways has women hanging off him
they have an extremely massive penis.
and is irresistable to women
he literally allways has women hanging off him
Shildon
A small scruffy town in county durham, home to hooligans, thugs, chavs and alcoholic teens. Shildon has its plus sides, it has more than 20 takeaways, on our 200-300 metre high street. shildon is made up of small shops, take aways and generally unnice people. if indeed you are common scum please join shildon youll fit in with over 90% of people.
Shildon by Smithy werman jensen June 30, 2009
Shildo
A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.
Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.
I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
Shildo by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009
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