by Semaus McTiernan August 12, 2006
Get the shildz mug.A nickname to describe a boy who thinks he is a man, but is not. This boy often prides himself on talents he doesn't have, and constantly lets down those around him, while embarrassing himself and others in the process.
Jeff: Dude guys I'm gonna jump off the stage while playing guitar and run around during the performance
Bystanders: Haha, I can't wait till Shilgz jumps off the stage. Its going to be so pathetic!
Bystanders: Haha, I can't wait till Shilgz jumps off the stage. Its going to be so pathetic!
by The Dirty Dragon February 2, 2009
Get the Shilgz mug.A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".
That is a huge shildo.
by matthew wengler July 3, 2004
Get the shildo mug.someone who is incredibely sexy and likes to take their pants off and party on tables.
they have an extremely massive penis.
and is irresistable to women
he literally allways has women hanging off him
they have an extremely massive penis.
and is irresistable to women
he literally allways has women hanging off him
"oh look over there, is that shieldzy, yeh. nothing new. hes got 10 women with him"
"oh shieldzy it hurts to have sex, um thats because of my massive penis"
"oh shieldzy it hurts to have sex, um thats because of my massive penis"
by Rebanico October 15, 2008
Get the Shieldzy mug.A small scruffy town in county durham, home to hooligans, thugs, chavs and alcoholic teens. Shildon has its plus sides, it has more than 20 takeaways, on our 200-300 metre high street. shildon is made up of small shops, take aways and generally unnice people. if indeed you are common scum please join shildon youll fit in with over 90% of people.
by Smithy werman jensen June 30, 2009
Get the Shildon mug.A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.
Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.
I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009
Get the Shildo mug.by Natasha March 16, 2005
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