2 definitions by matthew wengler
A ball coozie is when you put your balls in warm milk and you have a lady take a straw and blow bubbles in the milk to create a jucuzzie for your balls, which makes a ball coozie.
by matthew wengler July 3, 2004
A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".
That is a huge shildo.
by matthew wengler July 4, 2004