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shit in a condom & freeze it, than use it as a dildoe
im gonna go use my homemade shildoe
shildoe by Trenton BBB January 11, 2018
Anything or anyone that is fucking amazing. Swildoe is the kind of thing all the homies want to be. Let’s be honest here, the word itself sounds amazing.
Man that guy is an absolute Swildoe.
Swildoe by Savagechad69 January 7, 2021
A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".
That is a huge shildo.
shildo by matthew wengler July 3, 2004

shindoesntlikeyou 

Shindoesntlikeyou is a person who bullies shin role players for fun
Shin role player: hey I got bullied earlier

Person: oh did you get bullied by “shindoesntlikeyou”?
shindoesntlikeyou by Exhaustediroha September 2, 2021
A small scruffy town in county durham, home to hooligans, thugs, chavs and alcoholic teens. Shildon has its plus sides, it has more than 20 takeaways, on our 200-300 metre high street. shildon is made up of small shops, take aways and generally unnice people. if indeed you are common scum please join shildon youll fit in with over 90% of people.
were shall we go to be agressive dicks... shildon we can crossbow people yeah?
Shildon by Smithy werman jensen June 30, 2009
A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.
Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.

I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
Shildo by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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