Shildon

A small scruffy town in county durham, home to hooligans, thugs, chavs and alcoholic teens. Shildon has its plus sides, it has more than 20 takeaways, on our 200-300 metre high street. shildon is made up of small shops, take aways and generally unnice people. if indeed you are common scum please join shildon youll fit in with over 90% of people.

were shall we go to be agressive dicks... shildon we can crossbow people yeah?

by Smithy werman jensen June 30, 2009

Shildon

Shildon is a place that is filled with idiots who can't find their head out of the clouds. The majority of people in Shildon will drink until their guts are severely infected, take drugs 24/7, abuse others for no reason or if the worse comes for some people, all three combined. Maybe back in the early years of the 2000s, Shildon was a bit better but coming into the mid 2000s and onto the 2010s era, people have become egotistical and corrupt in Shildon. The majority of people also care about themselves only and nobody else because it is a hard job trying to think about anyone else's concern. Maybe 60, maybe 70% of the town is infested with chavs who act like they are clever but there are a few and I mean few decent people in the town but that is a very small number and if they are known about how nice they are, the majority of Shildon will think they are pathetic because those people who bring kindness to others are the only people who have balls in this town. If you ask me, moving to a place like Durham holds more value than staying in Shildon. Did that last year and I have never regretted it, I still come to Shildon to visit my nan every Saturday and I am not shocked to see how troubled this town is.

Funny quote from my best friend

"There are more crimes that are left unpunished in Shildon than episodes of Eastenders combined"

If you want to know which loser has committed a crime in Shildon, read the Town Crier

by CraigTheTruthSeeker October 28, 2013

Shillon Musk

The most successful conman of the 21st Century so far. He can always be seen manipulating people and markets, selling unattainable space dreams to starry-eyed young people, running pump&dump schemes on crypto markets, feeding his own fake "visionary messiah" complex on Twitter, using pop-culture terminology and lame comedic attempts to gain followers to his cult of personality while selling futuristic bs to the masses.

Always be shilling for that sweet government dough, Shillon.

Shillon Musk tweeted again.

You cannot fully terraform Mars on a reasonable timeframe without some form of "Clarketech", Shillon.

It is illegal to manipulate markets, Shillon Musk.

by beMerciless May 13, 2021

Sheldony behavior

A behavior where a person is distinct for their overtly intellectual personality. They are calculating and cynical, exhibit a strict adherence to routine, have a lack of understanding of irony, sarcasm and humor, and a complete lack of humility.

He has such a Sheldony behavior.

by Sheldony. May 24, 2010

Earl Shilton

Earl Shilton is home of the drug dealers and where the word STD'S began. Most of the girls have got a BTEC level 1 hair and beauty from the underachieving college William Bradford. All earl shilton is full with is hair dressers or takeaways. If you don't want to get stabbed then I advise you to stay away from hollow park, this park is full of fuck boys and chavs.

Person 1: Where do you get weed from?
Person 2: Go to Earl Shilton

by lad123456789 May 24, 2016

Walking Lord Sheldon

Code for some kind of weird sex act

I was on my way to the park, and I was walking Lord Sheldon

by Jerry Gergich December 21, 2010

Sheldon Hamft

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.

Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.

by hjskfh February 4, 2019