shildo

A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".

That is a huge shildo.

by matthew wengler July 4, 2004

when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

by Natasha March 16, 2005

Shildo

A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.

Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.

I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.

by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

Sally was broke as fuck, so not having any vegetables she had to make a shildo.

by Marccastro January 6, 2020

Jade: "I cant afford these really expensive dildo's!"
Molly: "Just use a shildo!"
Jade: "I dont have one, Could I borrow yours?"
Molly: "Yeah sure!"

by MTP-Warrior. August 21, 2015

A dildo covered in shit mostly because it's used for anal satisfaction.

Shildoe- "Damn i found jims mom's shildo, that thing is covered in shit like a chocolate covered pretzel!"

by Fred in red July 27, 2008

by ARDD May 13, 2009