shildog 

A word given to a cigerette or Spliff that has been rolled terribly and looks like a shit rapped in paper. Normally this word is said in an Alabama accent.

ahh dude jacobs just rolled a total shildog!
SHILDOG!
SHILDOG!

shildog by (MPK) July 5, 2010

shimdog 

A saber-tooth like mutt found in northern Canada used to hunt elks.

That damn shimdog took off with my beef jerk while I was aiming at the Elk.

shimdog by 2EYEMIKE October 18, 2006

shitdog 

shitdog (noun) slang : origin: unknown. meaning: commonly used in the south to describe a worthless redneck. its much more mild and humorous than calling someone a piece of shit, bastard, asshole, or loser. hell, ya might even say it to your own kin, or your good ol boy ned in a joking manner.

whats that ol shitdog up to?

or

that shitdog owes me money

or

you shitdog, you drank my last beer

shitdog by shitdog June 23, 2008

shildo 

A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".

That is a huge shildo.

shildo by matthew wengler July 3, 2004

Shildon 

A small scruffy town in county durham, home to hooligans, thugs, chavs and alcoholic teens. Shildon has its plus sides, it has more than 20 takeaways, on our 200-300 metre high street. shildon is made up of small shops, take aways and generally unnice people. if indeed you are common scum please join shildon youll fit in with over 90% of people.

were shall we go to be agressive dicks... shildon we can crossbow people yeah?

Shildon by Smithy werman jensen June 30, 2009

Shildo 

A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.

Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.

I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.

Shildo by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009

shildo 

when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

using a shildo in your ass is REALLY taking a dump.

shildo by Natasha March 16, 2005