Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.

I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!

by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009

shiitake mushroom

a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."

1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.

by KRHimself September 5, 2005

Shiitake Mushroom

A shiitake mushroom is what you call someone who is really dumb/stupid, or someone you hate.

That person is a shiitake mushroom

by Thecoolguy11 January 21, 2020

shiitake mushroom stamp

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

by Tcwilly July 30, 2022

Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

Shiitake Mushrooms

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms

Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020

Shitake Mushroom Grip

When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.

Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.

by The Bored Mechanic December 18, 2009