shiftage
A move in tetris when you press the shift key at the perfect timing to get a different piece for the appropriate space
shiftage by Robin the Robin January 20, 2009
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Shitageddon
When you take a shit that rumbles the earth, a shit that has a smell that could only possibly be summoned up from the fiery depths of hell.
A shit so bad, you are in pain.
Can also refer to gas.
A shit so bad, you are in pain.
Can also refer to gas.
I was on antibiotics and I had some tea with condensed milk and later that night I had my own personal Shitageddon.
Shitageddon by ARR DARMA September 5, 2009
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shirtage
-comes in looking like an embarrassed lobster: "i think I burned myself today"
-looks up "damn you shoulda payed more attention to yo sartorial selection"
-"bwuh?"
-"yo shirtage punk!"
pause
-"oh, yea"
-looks up "damn you shoulda payed more attention to yo sartorial selection"
-"bwuh?"
-"yo shirtage punk!"
pause
-"oh, yea"
shirtage by errybody know dis a word July 8, 2010
Collateral Shittage
Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.
Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.
Collateral Shittage by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Starbucks Shitageddon
When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.
Starbucks Shitageddon by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010
Shaftage Totale
1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.
Shaftage Totale by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003
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