Shiftaced

when one gets so drunk that he can no produce a logical sentence, and can no longer pronounce words... at all

Chad "mmmmm eeehhhh dooodddd sss aaaahhhh"
Ryan "what the hell is his problem?"
Charlie "don't worry about him, he's just shiftaced."

Shiftaced by alrightiguess October 17, 2010

shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitfacested 

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

shitfacested by shitfacested October 10, 2011

shirtfaced 

A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.

She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.

shirtfaced by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012

shitfaced

To be really, really drunk

"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."

shitfaced by westside December 30, 2004

Shitfaced wonder 

Some idiot who thinks (s)he's amazing...when they're drunk.

"There goes Mr. Shitfaced Wonder again, trying to impress that model at the end of the bar."

Shitfaced wonder by FB45 September 13, 2007

shitfacedcockmaster 

A term to described a man who is shit faced, and loves cock. from the movie South Park

oh! you shitfacedcockmaster!

shitfacedcockmaster by blackmage53 December 8, 2004