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Shift faced 

(Adj) the act of being inebriated during your scheduled restaurant shift.
When she came in to work was fine, but by the end of the night she was shift faced.
Shift faced by DJ McBojangles March 6, 2015

shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.
"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"
shit-faced by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004

shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.
Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

Shit Faced Cock Master 

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.

shit faced 

sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin
he was too shit faced to remember the whole fight
shit faced by katie bahr February 3, 2003

shit-faced

having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.
John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into
shit-faced by Drunken Joe October 3, 2006