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shift gears 

When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.
When I sleep my cock and balls get moved around alot and sometimes I have to shift gears and pull my cock and balls out from between my legs.
shift gears by MJPDII August 6, 2003
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gear shift dildo 

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls
Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo

gear shift 

A sexual act where a women grips a mans penis and moves it in the same way one moves the gear shift on a manual transmission car.
"Yo, diane surprised me with a gear shift last night, blew my load everywhere!"
gear shift by Cyanideaddict March 17, 2015

go go gadget gear shift 

A phrase said in hoeps of initiating a boner.
While watching a porn Ben said, "GO GO GADGET GEAR SHIFT!"

The Gear Shift 

I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!
"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"

The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank
The Gear Shift by SamTheBaldMan April 6, 2021

gear-shift greeting

A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.
I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.
gear-shift greeting by QuacksO March 27, 2019

Gear shift 

When you get jerked in the drivers seat of the car
Gear shift by Mr.5’12 February 20, 2020
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