poleclimber

Someone who loves dick, man or woman.

Your a fuckin poleclimber.

by MJPDII August 06, 2003

crankwhore

Someone who has sex for crank/speed.

You are a toothless crankwhore.

by MJPDII August 06, 2003

ballwedgie

When a mans dick and balls get somewhat tangled between his legs, either by walking, sitting, or sleeping.

When I wear shorts with no underwear and try to sit down, my cock and balls sometimes get cought under my thigh causing a ballwedgie.

by MJPDII August 06, 2003

nuttcuddler

Someone who is a homosexual.

Your such a fuckin nuttcuddler.

by MJPDII August 06, 2003

muff music

Air that comes out of a woman's vagina during sex.

I love to make muff music during sex.

by MJPDII August 04, 2003

cumjunkies

A girl who is addicted to cum.

That skank sucked my dick like she needed my cum inside of her, she was a real cumjunkie.

by MJPDII August 03, 2003

shift gears

When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.

When I sleep my cock and balls get moved around alot and sometimes I have to shift gears and pull my cock and balls out from between my legs.

by MJPDII August 06, 2003