shiat muffin
shiat muffin by Gareth McLoughlin January 3, 2005
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shit muffin
1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.
1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.
2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.
2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.
shit muffin by crackrabbit January 1, 2005
Shit muffin
Shit muffin by Shit burger🍔🍔 May 14, 2019
Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin
1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.
2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.
Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.
2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.
Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.
1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."
Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"
2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."
Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."
Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"
2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."
Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."
Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010
Shit Muffins
-n. (literal)Muffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.
Ex. I
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.
Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.
Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B
Shit Muffins by Narukashi666 January 7, 2011
shitmuffin
1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"
2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"
3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"
2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"
3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"
shitmuffin by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!