shellai 

the bitchiest mom

Yo, our mom is such a shellai.

shellai by my name is æñdërdš July 9, 2020

Shella

A total angel. Super angelic. Most divine girl you’ll ever meet. Will cook for you and treat you nice. Because that’s what angels do.

Did you see what fell from heaven? It was Shella!

Shella by Shellestialbeing August 26, 2020

Selfish Shellfish 

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

Selfish Shellfish by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

Shellacking 

The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.

"Wow, the Patriots really got their asses kicked, didn't they?"

"Yep, it was a real shellacking."

Shellacking by zythane47 November 3, 2008

shellina 

Shellina is a very weird, rare and unique girl. She loves to spill the "tea" with her girlfriends and never fails to leave out any details. She's kind,funny,sarcastic and a bit clumsy and she has good grades. Shellinas are definitely keepers. Don't use them for your benefits or you'll lose a good friend!

E.g She's so funny! Is her name Shellina?

E.g I'm gonna name my daughter Shellina so she'll be gorgeous!

shellina by Curlyhairgirl506 August 23, 2019

Shelaine 

A seemingly unique name, although a close relative to the name "laine". Really.... all thats added is a "she". Commonly pronounced as sha-lane. But usually pronounced completely wrong by substitute teachers. Others are often shocked when they realize this is the name of a white girl and often mock her with more thug-like remixes of Shelaine (such as: Shequan, She-nay-nay, She-fizzle, or Shebang{me all night long}).

The name does not assume an identity to its owner. After all, a name does not define someone. Some Shelaines are old, others merely kids, some are losers, others accomplished, some think they are accomplished but really aren't. Some are extremely unique and creative, others a social cliché. Whatever the persona, all Shelaines are guaranteed one thing: They will never ever be in the same classroom, school, office, town and possibly state as a another Shelaine. Unless they decide to have a Shelaine convention, and in that case they just destroyed any originality the name had left.

Person1: Hey look, its Shelaine.
Person2: Lets sing to her provocatively.
Chorus: Shebang! Shebangs! Oh baby when she moves she moves!
Shelaine: Oh Lord..... it never ends.

Sub Teacher: She-lai-jhfdskhfds
Shelaine: Its Shelaine, Sha-lane.
Sub Teacher: Ahhh! Such a lovely and unique name!
ten seconds later........
Sub Teacher: Sha-lahfhskfhs
Shelaine: I give up. Yes thats exactly how you pronounce it, now just run along with it and by tomorrow I wont have to deal with your incompetent pronunciation of my name.

Shelaine by SirJones January 11, 2010

Shellards 

'Waist shorts' worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.

'Look at Jodie wearing those shellards'
'I know! What a tard!'

Shellards by Prizza July 24, 2009