A kickass girl that smokes shit, is fucking funny, and loves to party. Usually around a height of about 5' tall, these chicks are usually really hardcore and have a pet unicorn that can shit rainbows.
Bro 1: Dude, she is such a Shelli.
Bro 2: I know, right?! It's like she's one of the guys.
Bro 3: Exactly...DUDE! She's making out with the couch!
Bro 1: Aight Imma be honest here, this is turning me on.
Bro 2: Your mom's turning me on!
Bro 3: ...dude what the fuck is wrong with you?!
The designer of the infimous "Laundry" brand clothes and one of the most talented designers in the high end clothing scene. She is most famous for her silk patterned shirts that are sexy, cute, and pefect for any occasion.
justcheck out Neiman's, Bloomingdales or Saks to see an example.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*