shelfy 

Used to describe a girl who has large breasts, either on their own or relative to her body. Either way, they gotta be big!

Gary: "Whoa that girl is a bit shelfy isn't she?"
Bruce: "Yeah, i know what you mean"
Gary: "I haven't seen melons like that in a while"
Bruce: "Preaching to the choir, ma man"

shelfy by Xflect January 18, 2011

Bare Shelf 

The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top

What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess

Bare Shelf by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

tommy shelby 

The most badass person that has ever existed.

Person 1:I wish I could be like Tommy Shelby one day!
Person2:Shut your fucking mouth

tommy shelby by manuNorton November 17, 2019

Shelf 

Lame.

Square.
Busted.

Tired.

Dude is so shelf with those corny jokes.
She is so shelf! No cap!

Shelf by CHOPPAMAMA December 3, 2020

Shelf 

Lame or old fashioned. Not cool, popular or trending.

“Those shoes are shelf, no one is wearing them anymore.”
“You’re so shelf. Why would you say that?”

Shelf by Da Dubs December 3, 2020

shelf-life 

(noun) A period of time, usually extended, where sexual relations with others is absent in a person's life/existence. This time period is often always not by one's choosing.

Lonnie and his grandmother were having a heart-to-heart discussion about something weighing heavy on Lonnie's heart. He told his grandmother, "Grammy, this shelf-life is driving me crazy. I'm masturbating like at least four times a day.....and I'm married. I've went a long time without any sex and I got to have some physical attention, y'know?" His grandmother sat there and let her grandson finish then snapped sweetly to him, "Fuck you, grandson, you done'n had more than enough pussy in this life than you deserve. I don't want to hear your fuckin' bullshit. I've been told first-hand by some that know. You don't get down in the pussy, you don't grind in the pussy, you don't take care of the pussy cause you're just out for yourself. Mutha-fucka, now Nikki, there's the muthafucka that could put a hurtin' on all these fast-ass girls you've been fucking and 'in love' with. That young man could square all that pussy away.....he just ain't got that silver forked tongue as you do or your connections. But I'll tell you this much, Casanova, and you can believe this in your ol greedy heart......That boy, to please your girl, wouldn't think twice about taking what tongue he did have and shoving it up her ass while they be locked in a full-on sixty-nine position.....I could almost guarantee you he'd put in all the work it would take till he got girl flailing her limbs, screaming his name, and coming all over his cock. Believe that shit......and grandson......get the fuck off my porch"!!!

shelf-life by Nikki Stixx September 13, 2020

Shelf 

Lame

That’s so shelf!

Shelf by Bellesfolly December 3, 2020