Now if we are really going to try to quantify sheebz we must go back to first principles. Whenever sheebz is first applied to a problem it starts in
small quantities, and once the first sheebz is applied then it is applied in increasing doses.
This can best be expressed as a polynomial. Keep in mind that the rate of
work typically decreases (another variable) due to the "ye olde shit-tins" of thinking beers being utilised.
Once adequate amounts of sheebz have been applied to the problem in question typically there is a flat section where sheebz is constant (normal operation - the amount of
neon installed can mess with this part of the equation - be careful). This is
always followed by some description of catastrophic
failure where all sheebz leaves the building, or car, or what is
left of the car.
This is an impulse function which makes sheebz impossible to quantify, however a 15th order polynomial is a fairly good approximation.
According to
Pete's theory this excess of sheebz must be taken up somewhere else.
I like to think that it is all hiding in
Glen's garage.
