Now if we are really going to try to quantify sheebz we must go back to first principles. Whenever sheebz is first applied to a problem it starts in
small quantities, and once the first sheebz is applied then it is applied in increasing doses.
This can best be expressed as a polynomial. Keep in mind that the
rate of work typically decreases (another variable) due to the "ye olde
shit-tins" of thinking beers being utilised.
Once adequate amounts of sheebz have been applied to the problem in
question typically there is a flat section where sheebz is constant (
normal operation - the amount of neon installed can mess with this part of the equation - be careful). This is always followed by some description of catastrophic failure where all sheebz leaves the building, or car, or what is left of the car.
This is an impulse function which makes sheebz
impossible to quantify, however a 15th order polynomial is a fairly good approximation.
According to
Pete's theory this excess of sheebz must be taken up somewhere else.
I like to think that it is all hiding in Glen's garage.
