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BM

don't trip, she ain't my girlfriend, she just my baby momma
by guru September 29, 2003
mugGet the BMmug.

sheebz

Now if we are really going to try to quantify sheebz we must go back to first principles. Whenever sheebz is first applied to a problem it starts in small quantities, and once the first sheebz is applied then it is applied in increasing doses.

This can best be expressed as a polynomial. Keep in mind that the rate of work typically decreases (another variable) due to the "ye olde shit-tins" of thinking beers being utilised.

Once adequate amounts of sheebz have been applied to the problem in question typically there is a flat section where sheebz is constant (normal operation - the amount of neon installed can mess with this part of the equation - be careful). This is always followed by some description of catastrophic failure where all sheebz leaves the building, or car, or what is left of the car.

This is an impulse function which makes sheebz impossible to quantify, however a 15th order polynomial is a fairly good approximation.

According to Pete's theory this excess of sheebz must be taken up somewhere else.

I like to think that it is all hiding in Glen's garage.
by Guru March 17, 2004
mugGet the sheebzmug.

Hedy

A lovely, sweet and spiritual being
by Guru February 24, 2004
mugGet the Hedymug.

aka

she pledged AKA
by guru September 29, 2003
mugGet the akamug.

plus-sized

Person1: What do you think of "plus-sized" models?
Person2: Fat.
by Guru May 10, 2006
mugGet the plus-sizedmug.

cashed

1) The state of a marijuana receptacle whose contents have been thoroughly exhausted, leaving behind an ash residue. The "cash point," or point at which the receptacle is to be retired or repacked, is often heatedly debated among marijuana smokers; some choose to incinerate the entire contents of the bowl until all said marijuana has been dissipated, while others choose to repack as soon as it begins to adopt a black hue.

2) Certain circles (particularly youth) have adopted the "cashed" adjective as the universal term for a status of depletion.
1) "This bowl is cashed. Shall I repack?"

2) "This bag of Funyons is cashed-ass. Take the empty bag to the trash and grab me some Oreo's from the kitchen. Bitch."
by Guru December 29, 2004
mugGet the cashedmug.

umff

humpage. between 2 people.
umff! umff! umff! umff!
by guru July 15, 2004
mugGet the umffmug.

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