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Load Shedding 

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky
e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again

shelfing it 

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.
'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'
shelfing it by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008

SHELFITIS 

Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!
Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.
SHELFITIS by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017
A town in south-eastern New Brunswick, Canada. Mostly populated by Acadians but also has a fair share of English and French Canadians, during the summer it's a popular tourist town, prior to it's touristic attraction, it was a poor Acadian town with the exception of the wealthy White English-Canadian families. Many Acadians settled in Shediac after their forced expulsion by the British Empire in 1755.
My name is Eddie à Pti Alphonse, and I'm a Chiac-Acadian from Shediac.
Shediac by elchiac_acajin October 14, 2020

Sheffield Slammer 

Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?

sheffield 

If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield
sheffield by Sheffieldian July 12, 2006