shedfi

Wi-Fi that reaches the shed in the backyard but has a mind of it's own and will blue-ball you in any second. Connection speed is either lighting fast or as slow as a sea anemone. Can also be used to describe slow and unpredictable internet in other places.

"Thank God, the shedfi is shedfi-ing again, we wanted that to happen!"

by Kafmoo0209! December 9, 2023

Load Shedding

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky

e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again

by local south african fact spekr November 17, 2021

shelfing it

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.

'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'

by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008

SHELFITIS

Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!

Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.

by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017

Shediac

A town in south-eastern New Brunswick, Canada. Mostly populated by Acadians but also has a fair share of English and French Canadians, during the summer it's a popular tourist town, prior to it's touristic attraction, it was a poor Acadian town with the exception of the wealthy White English-Canadian families. Many Acadians settled in Shediac after their forced expulsion by the British Empire in 1755.

My name is Eddie à Pti Alphonse, and I'm a Chiac-Acadian from Shediac.

by elchiac_acajin October 14, 2020

Sheffield Slammer

The act of punching ones cervix.

Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?

by Marissa Manfredi+Ricky Tomori October 21, 2008

sheffield

God's City, pure and simple

If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield

by Sheffieldian July 12, 2006