shdong
A very big dick.
Giiiiirl, he gave me his shdong and now I don't know how to act.
He unzipped his pants and pulled out his shdong.
He unzipped his pants and pulled out his shdong.
shdong by Patricia12 September 26, 2022
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shwong
shwong by Extremityman February 25, 2023
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shdong • shlong • Shlong bong • shlonginator • shlong dong • Shlongin • shmong • shlongadongdong • Shlonged • Shlonger
Shlonga
Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020
outer shpongolia
Outer Shpongolia…a place of well being, and reflective surfaces, morphing like an Anacondas skin and shimmering like a million color changing squid, at fifty fathoms.
outer shpongolia by WorldFusionRadio.com January 10, 2012
shlongshmacked
when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him
(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh
shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022
Shlong Dong
Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017
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