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the act of intercouse.

(synonym) sex.

pronounced - shu-boink
Did you guys shboink yet?

We shboinked last night!

I bet shes a good shboink!
shboink by Hektor L. August 7, 2007
Words you can keep
A movement where the person bends over, knees slightly bent, arms dangling down, and begins to bounce slowly in a circular motion with their butt.
"what the heck are you doing?!"
"I'm shboinking, duh!!"
Shboink by Insachable May 21, 2022

Shboink-a-doink 

I slammed his mom with my shboink-a-doink
Shboink-a-doink by HeyJake! June 30, 2025
The act of two people fornicating in a wild spontaneous fashion
I met this girl at the club and shaboinked her 6 times that night.
Shaboink by Aldo Horsedink April 26, 2011

shaboinking 

Making love, screwing. The prefix "sha" added to "boinking."
"Hey, why don't women blink while shaboinking with men?" -- BLOOM COUNTY comic, July 24, 2016.
shaboinking by al-in-chgo July 24, 2016

shaboinka 

Another word for penis
Fred, stop rubbing your shaboinka on me dammit
shaboinka by dd boadu March 5, 2008

shaboinker 

slang for a man's penis; someone who is a complete dip shit
Jack, you are a big fuckin' shaboinker.
shaboinker by Big Dick BH June 2, 2005
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